You may think I’m weird, and perhaps I am, but this is the truth:
I guess I may be a bit of an exhibitionist.
I am not embarrassed to be seen naked.
I am not embarrassed to be seen naked with an erection.
I am not embarrassed to be seen naked and masturbating.
I am not embarrassed to be seen mutually masturbating with a guy or girl.
I am not embarrassed to be seen in any sort of sexual situation.
Embarrassing:
I am embarrassed to be seen pooping or wiping my ass.
I am embarrassed to sing in public.
I am embarrassed to be seen brushing my teeth.
I am embarrassed to be seen around anyone who is smoking or obviously drunk.
I am embarrassed to yell or be really loud in public.
So that’s me. How about you?