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Rotating Sex Toy Review

Unique Jack-Off Toys by Jack Mehoff

Maybe you’ve seen the little videos on XXX websites showing a device that slides over your cock that has some internal components that slide up and down your prick while also rotating around your hard-on. I’ve been seeing the video for the past month or so and was really curious about it. So, I went to the website and it was $99 which seemed reasonable for something that appeared to be fairly complex.

The website appeared to be from the U.K. but reading the fine print it was also somehow connected to a Chinese company. Obviously, the device was made in China. I sent the company an email asking some questions and the response definitely came from a Chinese person in China.

I really wasn’t that keen about giving my credit card info to a company in China that was “sort of” presenting itself as being in the U.K. I searched other sex toy sites to look for somebody in the U.S. selling something similar. I quickly found it on a site called TooTimid.com. It’s called a “Roto-Bator Pussy Masturbator.” But it was a lot more costly. $168.95. However, when I made the purchase, they immediately gave me a $25.38 discount plus threw in my choice of some free additional toys. The free combo had several items including a vibrator and a couple of other items. I wasn’t really interested in any of that stuff, but they had a foam sleeve called “Glow-in-the-Dark Masturbator” which appeared to be a simple masturbating device. But I thought it would a different experience than the Roto-Bator, so I opted for it.

The site also accepted PayPal which I feel is a much safer alternative to a credit card. The site said “Ships in 2-3 days. Delivered in 8-12 days.” Well, I had it four days after I ordered it.

The Roto-Bator comes in a very nice four-color box and the device itself appears to be extremely well made. I was very impressed. The only negative, and this is my fault for not paying more attention, but the unit only has the rotating feature and does not pump up and down your cock like the one in the video that originally attracted my attention. So instead of just holding it in your hand and letting it do all the work, you have to pump it up and down yourself. But in actual practice, I think this is more desirable for a couple of reasons. One, doing it yourself allows infinite variation in stroking action, and two, the additional complexity of the internal mechanism could lead to early failure. I don’t know that for a fact, but having a mechanical engineering background leads me to believe in the possibility.

The foam sleeve is a very simple device and probably cost the company about a buck to make. Interestingly, it only has a tiny hole in the middle. About 3/8-inch in diameter. So, your cock has to be liberally lubed up to even get the thing on your dick. And your dick has to be pretty hard, otherwise trying to force the sleeve on will just bend your half-hard dick in the middle. But once in, it has a very nice feel and stroking it up and down provides a very pleasant sensation that you can’t duplicate with your hand.

The Roto-Bator is a totally different experience. The opening where you slide your cock in sort of looks like a mouth….or a pussy…with two distinct lips. The latex extended cup that your cock slides into has a series of bumps on the inside that feel great when you slide the device up and down. Then outside the latex cup is the rotation mechanism that has series of encapsulated balls. The rotating portion of the toy does not actually touch your penis. It touches the outside of the latex cup that is holding your penis and the rotational movement is transmitted through the latex cup onto your erect member. Unfortunately, I did not get the full benefit of the rotating action because I have a rather thin prick….at about 1.625” in diameter or a little over 5” in circumference. I could feel it, but not as tight as I would have liked. A good size would be a cock diameter of 1-7/8” to 2.” I would be curious to know how thick of a prick it might be capable of taking. The way it’s designed there is a limit. I’m estimating that anything over 2” in diameter might be a problem.

It looks like you will hit bottom at a length over 6-inches but that isn’t totally accurate. I’m right at 6-inches and I was missing hitting the bottom by at least a half inch because as I pushed the unit all the way on, the skin on my cock was bunching up at the base and preventing full penetration. Which brings up another point. Pushing it on hard like that was stalling out the electric motor and stopped the rotation. It’s probably a good idea to avoid doing that because I don’t think it’s good for the motor.

The website copy and the text on the box make the following claim: Three thrilling speeds and seven rotation patterns. I couldn’t figure out how to do that. The unit has three buttons on it. Press one button to turn it on. But to make something happen, you have to push one of the two remaining buttons. One button gives constant rotation and the other gives oscillating rotation where it goes in one direction for a couple of rotations and then reverses itself. I carefully read the instructions and nowhere did it tell me where to get three different speeds and seven different rotational patterns. I found one speed and two rotation patterns.

I didn’t mention that, again, your cock has to be liberally lubricated to get the most benefit. I found that the maximum stimulation for me occurred as I pulled the device nearly off the end of my dick and then pushed it back on. As those lips on the opening passed on and off my coronal ridge and frenulum, I got some great stimulation.

Despite not getting the full benefit of the rotation, overall, I was very pleased with the performance. It’s very similar to getting a blowjob and one of the things I liked is I seemed to be very satisfied just working the device up and down my shaft for an extended period. Longer than I would normally jack my cock by hand.

I didn’t cum in either of the two times I’ve used it. I got very, very close the second time and I’m sure with a bit more practice, my cock will become trained to the different stimulation created by the masturbator and I will achieve ejaculation. It turned out that the third time was the charm as I did ejaculate into the device.

The unit comes apart very easily and is easy to clean up with some soap and water. I had no cum to clean out, but it had a lot of lube in it. Plenty of lube is the secret. The unit comes with a small bottle of lube and another small bottle of clean-up liquid.

The stronger friction of the latex lips, compared to pussy or mouth lips, did leave my coronal ridge a bit tender. I smeared some Neosporin cream on the head of my dick and it went right away. I’m sure with continued use my dick will toughen up and that won’t be a continuing problem.

Author’s Note: I apologize for the crappy photos. I really needed somebody to take the photos for me. Trying to maintain a hard-on, keep my dick lubed, handle my camera with lubed up hands, and trying to frame the photo while keeping the neutral background in the frame was a bit of a challenge. Maintaining an erection was the most difficult with all the other stuff going on.

Interview With an Extraordinary 87-Year-Old

I had originally intended to interview someone of advanced age who is suffering the usual difficulties with aging, finding out that person’s attitudes about sex, current sex life, and so on. However, this guy turns out to be really exceptional in many ways. I believe you’ll fall in love with the fellow in this interview. – Jeremy

How old are you?


How is your health?

Great. Only issue of note is high blood pressure but that’s more or less under control by meds. And due to some sports activity that I do, both knees need some extra support with braces. But I only wear them when doing my activity. The rest of the time it’s not a problem.

What are your sexual preferences and interests?

Primarily women. Later in life I got bi-curious. Started with some mutual masturbation. I was 60 or 61 at the time. Never had any M2M contact as a teen like a lot of kids did. I discovered masturbation when I was about 10 or 11 from climbing the poles on swing sets at school. Of course those were just dry orgasms and I thought I had discovered something that nobody else knew. I had my first true sexual experience when I was 15 with a very clumsy attempt to penetrate a 13-y.o. girl who actually came onto me. The first time I tried it, I ejaculated on her before I could get it in her pussy. The following night we tried again successfully. But once I fucked a girl, I was totally hooked. The crazy thing is, within two weeks of losing my virginity, I fucked two more girls. It was pure happenstance. I was in was total heaven.

I managed to get more than my share of pussy in high school. By the time I was a senior I had a regular girlfriend (who I later married) and we fucked every chance we could get which was at least four or five times a week. Keep in mind that when this was going on, I was 17 and she was 16. My only regret is there were quite a few high schoolers I dated who wouldn’t fuck and I was so focused on getting laid that settling for a handjob or a blowjob never even crossed my mind. I’m sure I missed out on a lot of handjobs back then. Not so sure about blowjobs because I don’t think there was a lot of that going on in the early ‘50’s with high schoolers. But I did eat my first pussy when I was 17. My girlfriend didn’t want me to do it. She thought it was disgusting until I got my tongue on her clit. Then she thought it was a great idea. I really can’t remember if she blew me while we were still in high school. After I went down on her, she might have, but I’m damned if I can remember.

One thing that you need to know about me. I’ve always looked much younger than I am. As I got older that helped me hook up with younger women. Even now, at age 87, people who don’t know me guess my age as late sixties.

Back when I was about 60, I hooked up with a woman who was 45. At first, she didn’t want to date me when she found out my actual age because she thought I was too old for her. But before I knew it, she was talking marriage. The best thing about that relationship was she had an 18-year old daughter who lounged around the house in a super skimpy thong bikini. On top of being drop dead beautiful, she had a body that belonged on a Playboy centerfold. One time when I slept over at their house, the mother had left early for an appointment with a client. She was an interior decorator. I was in the bathroom nude shaving when the daughter walked in wearing a loose bathrobe open in the front with her tits and pubic hair clearly on display. She said she wanted to get something out of the cabinet. As she got whatever it was she wanted, she looked down and said, “Nice cock.” I was speechless. I knew she wanted to fuck and I was dying to give her what she wanted. But she and her mother were very competitive, and I knew that if I fucked her, she would somehow let her mother know. So, I didn’t do anything. Which turned out to be a huge mistake because a few weeks later I broke up with her mother anyway. If I had known the relationship would be ending that soon, I would have fucked the daughter and lived with the consequences.

Do you have any kinks or fetishes?

No, not really. Well, I do have a mild foot fetish but I am so damn particular in what I find attractive that very few women actually have what I consider really good looking feet. I’ve had a few women masturbate me with their feet and that’s pretty hot. And I love really good-looking athletic legs. Not overly athletic but well formed with nice definition. A restaurant I go to regularly has a waitress with killer legs. Literally the best I’ve ever seen. She obviously knows it because she always wears short shorts. I go there at least twice a week, mainly just to look at her legs. I’ve told her how much I admire her legs. She told me that some of the patrons refer to her as “the legs girl.” She’s a runner which has a lot to do with the way her legs look. I would guess her age at about 25 but she has a 14-year old son so obviously she’s older than 25.

Do you still get horny as in your younger years?

I think the answer is ‘yes.’ Frankly it’s a bit difficult to totally think back and remember the degree of horniness when I was younger. But if it’s diminished any over the years, it’s not apparent to me. I still fantasize lying in bed at night before going to sleep about fucking some cutie I saw during the day. There is a high school girl who walks by my home office window every weekday at 8 am and 4 pm. I try to be there to see her. She’s tall, probably 5’ 10” with long blond hair. She frequently wears shorts and has long attractive legs. Not that it would ever happen, but I fantasize about fucking her brains out. Since she’s a high schooler she is likely only 16 or 17. Coincidentally, she just walked by as I was typing this. Then there is a very attractive girl who works at a small family restaurant I frequent. With her looks and her body, and her obvious maturity, I had assumed she was a 20-something. I was shocked when she told me she was only 16 and a sophomore in high school.

How have your attitudes about sex changed over the years?

As stated earlier, I was always true-blue heterosexual up until I was about 60. In fact, the whole concept of sex between men repulsed me. The idea of a cock in my mouth was unthinkable. But some time back when I was in my thirties or forties, I saw a video of two young guys performing cock-to-cock jackoff. At the time, despite my homophobia, I thought that looked really hot. But I never took it past just watching that video until much, much later. But after my second marriage ended, I had a long dry spell on being with any woman other than some fuck-buddies and some visits to the local massage parlor. That’s when I started thinking about hooking up with somebody for some mutual masturbation. It’s interesting that many, many years after seeing that C2C jackoff video I finally got to do it. In fact, I have done it with at least five or six different guys.

The most interesting was a guy who specialized doing C2C. The amazing thing about the guy was he was able to time his ejaculation to exactly match yours. It was extremely erotic to see two cocks held tightly together, both cumming at the same time. He had a website called “Twin Jets” but it’s long gone now. He also held C2C jackoff parties and featured photos and videos on the site of guys doing C2C jackoff. There was a father/son team that came to his parties and they were featured on the site but somebody blew the whistle because the son was only 16 or 17 and his site was taken down.

The M2M stuff actually started with me organizing a circle jerk because I was too worried about hooking up with just one guy. I had safety concerns and also just felt that a group thing might be a better introduction. That turned out to be the right way to get started. Then I hooked up on one-on-one sessions with a couple of guys from the group. My ground rules before any of these encounters was jacking off only, no oral. The idea of sucking dick turned me off. Well, that didn’t last. The first guy I hooked up with went down on me within the first five minutes of having our cocks out. He’s sucking me and I’m looking at his erect dick and the damn thing looked so good I went down on him. We finished off with handjobs. When I left the meeting, I had terrible guilt feelings about what I had done. But within a day or so I had rationalized the whole thing in my mind and came to the conclusion that I was still the same person I was before giving a guy head, and that all I had really done was just had some fun. Didn’t hurt or affect anybody else. In reality I expanded my own sexual horizons.

After that I sucked a few dicks, but it took me a while to work up to sucking a guy to completion. I finally forced myself to do it just to see what it was like. It wasn’t bad at all like I thought it might be. The secret is to have the guy’s cock as far down your throat as you can manage so most of the cum passes right by your taste buds. I’ve only taken three loads in my mouth, but I enjoyed it. There is a certain feeling of accomplishment when you can make a guy cum from sucking. Some guys are incapable of ejaculating from a blowjob.

I have no interest in any kind of emotional connection with another man. I don’t want to kiss him or even hug him. I never walk down the street and see a guy and try to imagine what his cock looks like or what it would be like to have sex with him. All I want is some fun cock play. And now that I’ve done some of that kind of thing, I realize that there are a lot of otherwise straight guys who feel the same way. But with women, it’s the exact opposite. I want emotional involvement. I want to be attracted to the whole woman, not just her tits and pussy. For me to get the full level of enjoyment possible, there has to be that emotional link between us.

That’s not to say I haven’t had sex with a woman without the emotional attachment. I have, but in many instances, it was a case of it’s there, it’s available, she’s attractive, so why not? Later on in this Q&A you will read about some very quick and dirty sex where emotional involvement was nowhere to be seen.

Over my lifetime I have had sex with somewhere around sixty women. Many of them involved emotional attachment but obviously many of them didn’t.

As far as any M2M sex goes, it’s only a rare sometime thing for me. I still prefer woman, but every once in a while, I get the urge for something different. At one point I was occasionally hooking up with a guy who was a great partner. Although we met on Craig’s List, amazingly he only lived less than a mile away. He had a really nice big cock and despite being married plus a girl-friend on the side, he loved to suck dick. Unfortunately, after about four hookups, he disappeared. He no longer answered any emails, and I never knew his actual address or phone number.

Married M2M partner’s excellent cock. Sorry to lose touch with him.

My cock and my partner’s much larger cock. OK, I need to clarify this.
Because I am farther down in the pic, my dick looks pretty small next to his.
There really isn’t that much difference although his is notably thicker.

When is the last time you had sex with another person?

Unfortunately, it’s been a while. I was having regular sex with a long-time girlfriend. We were together for 14 years to be exact, but when I moved across the country about 18 months ago, she stayed behind because of family, friends, and a job. I haven’t made any hookups since moving for several reasons. Covid is one, but the other is I like my women young, or at least younger than me. As an example, my first wife was one year younger, second wife was ten years younger, third wife was 28 years younger, and my long-time girlfriend is over 44 years younger. Woman my age do not interest me. I realize that’s probably sexist and shallow but that’s the way it is. My chances of hooking up with anybody at this point in my life that I would want to have a sexual relationship with is probably nil. I have thought about maybe making some M2M connections and now that Covid is on the wane, I plan to pursue that.

Was it as easy, vigorous, and enjoyable as sex in you earlier days?

Absolutely. If you are referring to the last time I had sex. Maybe even moreso now that I have so many years of experience. Sex for me in the last few years has been almost more about pleasing my partner as opposed to my own pleasure. That in itself is a form of pleasure.

Do you miss the frequent sex you had in earlier days?

Yep, definitely. If I had a regular partner who was as into it as much as me, I would probably be having sex every day. More on that subject with an answer to a later question.

How do you spend a typical day?

I can’t get too specific without people who know me reading this and realizing who I am. I’m semi-retired but still work a few hours a day for some clients. But recently I’ve decided to start a new business and most of my day is devoted to getting that launched. I spend a lot of time in front of my computer and always manage to look at several sexual sites. I have some favorite girls on Chaturbate that I like to watch and also the videos on XNXX are great jack-off material. Sex270 and Solotouch are also great sites to get the juices flowing. Evenings are spent reading and watching tv. I manage to read about a book a week. I buy used paperbacks from Thriftbooks.com. I also participate in some competitive sports but again hesitate to mention exactly what they are. I generally find time to jack off at least once a day, sometimes more.

Do you have favorite ways to masturbate?

Not really. I guess I am kind boring in that respect. I went through the stages of lubing up my cock and also sticking a finger up my ass but have kind of gotten away from that in the last few years as it’s a bit messy. My experience with a finger up the butthole is to have it well lubed. Shove it in and out while masturbating and just as you start to orgasm, pull the finger out swiftly. At least for me, that seems to highten the orgasm sensation.

I used to do a lot of edging primarily to generate huge cumshots but one of the meds I take for prostate issues has totally limited the amount of cum that I produce. Unless I do a very extended masturbation session, sometimes no semen is produced at all. If I do edge and keep it going for a long period, I might produce six or seven large clear droplets. Fortunately, the orgasm is still the same. Or at least I think it is. No way to really compare other than memory which isn’t always accurate. Frankly of all the downsides of old age, losing my ability to spurt impressive streams of cum is the most disappointing. On of my claims to fame is I could shoot great distances. One of my girl-friends really got off on seeing how far I could spurt my cum. She would even get out a tape measure and measure it off. This was after edging but I consistently would fall just short by an inch or so of five feet. Even a usual cumshot could be good for a couple of feet. Unfortunately those days are gone forever.

Recently, more as a lark than anything else, I bought one of those masturbation toys that has a jelly sleeve that rotates around your dick while you pump it up and down. It’s fun and it feels pretty good. Even though for me cum cleanup is minimal, you have to use a generous amount of lube with the toy so there is that to clean up.

What kinds of things do you fantasize about while wanking?

I usually watch a video on XNXX. And what interests me and gets me going changes frequently. I went through the CFNM (clothed female, naked male) period. Recently I have been watching a series of videos where the girl makes the guy cum strictly by frenulum contact with her fingers or tongue. I particularly like the scenes where after the guy cums, his partner takes his cum covered cock in her mouth and sucks it clean. My last wife used to do that, and it was extremely erotic to watch her do it. Although there are very few videos that feature it, I also like to see the woman take a washcloth and lovingly wipe the guy’s cock clean. I don’t know why, but I find that very hot. It may have something to do with a period I went through where my only sexual outlet was a local massage parlor. I had a steady Korean girl who took care of me every time I went there. She would masturbate me, suck me off, or fuck me. And she always took a warm, wet, washcloth and very thoroughly wiped my cock clean afterwards. I used to go there every Sunday morning for about two months. Then I met the gal who became my third wife and that ended the massage parlor visits. Haven’t been back since.

Do you have any physical limitations due to your age?

Maybe about what you would expect for a 65-year old man. Certainly not one who is 87. But now that I think about it, I’m probably even physically more active than your typical 65-year old. I did notice back when I was having sex with my girlfriend that the marathon fucking sessions were a bit more work than they used to be. When I was with the 45 y.o. with the sexy 18-year old daughter, and I was 60, we both were into extended fucking. Our sessions typically lasted 45 minutes to an hour. I would pace myself to keep from cumming but she would have several orgasms during that period. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure I could not do that today.

Any sexual limitations?

No, not really other than it takes me longer to get a hard-on. And if I am sufficiently aroused it gets about as hard as it ever did. But I would say most times when I jerk off, it’s only about 90% hard, which is all that is needed. I keep some Viagra on hand and if I feel like having an extended jack-off session I might pop half of a pill which allows me to stay harder longer than I might without it.

I remember back when I was in my 50’s and even in to my 60’s, I could stand naked in front of the bathroom mirror and will myself to get erect without touching my cock. No way is that possible now.

Would you say you are happy most days?

Absolutely. Without going into details, over the years I have made a lot of money and lived at a very high level. I’ve been with a lot of beautiful women, had lots of material things, traveled the world and had many, many experiences that many people just dream about. I’ve led a very, very full life and even though those days are over, I have no regrets.

Have you lost anything that you valued with age?

I don’t have the energy that I had just five or six years ago. I mostly have associated with people younger than myself and instead of me having trouble keeping up with them, the opposite has been true. But whatever it was that gave me that extra something that most people my age do not have, it’s slowly slipping away. Which is to be expected. Father Time can’t be stopped.

You’re healthier than many people at the same age. To what do you attribute your success?

I have no idea. I’ve never smoked, and I stopped drinking in my late 50’s. But I think it’s mostly genes. My sister is three years younger than me, and she doesn’t remotely look like an 84-year old. My dad died young from lung cancer. He was a three pack a day smoker and that was back when nobody knew smoking killed you. My mom lived to 89, but had heart issues, which I don’t have, fortunately.

Do you have a bucket list?

Not really. There really isn’t much left that I would like to do. Let me qualify that, there’s really not much left that I could do, even if I wanted to. For example, I always wanted to visit Machu Picchu. But it’s quite challenging to get there and at a high altitude that would probably be more than I could handle coupled with the climbing. Back when I was at the peak of my earning power and heavily into boating, I probably had some of the best times of my life on my boat. I would love to have another boat and if my new business takes off like I expect it to, I might actually have a boat again. But when I recall all the work, effort, and money that went into keeping a boat, having one doesn’t seem like a great idea, so maybe I will pass on that. There is something called the Freedom Boat Club where you pay a monthly fee and have the use of a boat any time you want. It won’t always be the same boat, however.

Do you have any regrets or things you’d do differently if you could?

I had a couple of business relationships that if I had handled them differently, I would be in the lap of luxury today. I’m not hurting by any means, but degrees of wealth are relative. The only other real regret I have is that my last marriage didn’t last longer. She was by far the best sex partner I ever had, and it ended all too soon, but it was her decision and there was nothing I could do. In a way, it was my fault. Before we met, she had previously been married but led a somewhat ordinary existence. Then she married me, and I showed her what life could really be like and she realized how much of life she had missed out on. And decided that there was much more she could experience if she wasn’t tied down to just one man. She actually told me this. And it wasn’t just the sex. I loved her more than any other woman I have ever been with. When my first two marriages ended, I was ok with it and ready to move on. But the third one crushed me. I went into deep depression, lost a lot of weight, and really felt I had no reason to live. But then I met my future long-term girlfriend and she literally saved my ass.

What do you look forward to?

At this stage of my life, I really don’t think too far ahead. I guess my one hope is that this new business is successful so that I can leave more to my kids than I would be able to otherwise. I might leave something for my long-time girlfriend for putting up with me for 14 years and livening up my sex life at an age where for most men it’s a distant or forgotten memory.

Do you have a greater fear of sickness or death than when you were younger?

I don’t think in terms like that. Life is what it is. I just try to stay as healthy as I can and what happens beyond that is out of my hands, so I don’t think about it. I assume that there’s not that many more years left for me. But I can’t worry about it.

Do you still vividly recall your early sexual experiences?

A few of them. Oddly enough, the ones I remember the most vividly are the girls I wanted to fuck but never did. One girl in particular stands out. She was 19 and I was 32. We got into a really hot and heavy petting session and we did everything but fuck. I went home with the worst blue balls of my life. I knew in my heart that I would get a second chance at her but for reasons out of my control, it never happened. I still jerk off imagining what it would have been like to fuck her. Not that it would have been all that different, but it was still a regretful lost opportunity, of which there have been many.

Thinking back to really early sexual experiences, I can clearly remember having them but unfortunately some of the details are missing. OK, I know I fucked her, but did she blow me first? Did I go down on her? Those important details are sometimes lost.

I do have a vivid memory of one experience. This was a temp employee who worked for me. She was also only 18 years old. We had a couple of petting sessions that got really steamy, but she claimed to be a virgin and was saving it for her husband. Finally, she decided after all that horsing around, that she wanted me to fuck her. I think it was because she knew it was her last week at the office before returning to New York where she lived with her dad. Anyway, the memory that is so vivid, even though it was over 50 years ago, was at one point she was holding my stiff cock and rubbing the head of it all over her face. I can’t remember any other woman ever doing that and it was incredibly erotic. Then she sucked it and that of course led to me fucking her. No way was she a virgin. She was one hot fuck.

I’ve had other really crazy experiences that I can barely remember. One in particular was during my first marriage, my wife and I had a party at our house. By this time our marriage was really over. Lots of friends of friends were there who I barely knew or in some cases had never met. One really attractive gal kept giving me the eye and at one point I pulled her out the back door into the night and started kissing her. In no time flat it went totally out of control and we walked into a wooded area behind the house, and I fucked her. I don’t remember if we did it standing up or laid on the ground or what. I never knew who she was or who she was with. Never saw her again. My excuse on that one was we both probably had too much to drink.

Shortly after that in the final days of my first marriage we went to a Halloween party at some friend’s house in our neighborhood. I was sitting on a couch in the rec room when this gal in a cat costume sat down and started talking to me. My wife was helping in the kitchen. The girl had a mask on but I could see she had a nice body and appealing eyes. It’s hard to describe this but the costume she had on had panty hose with short tight elastic pants over them. But the way she was sitting, the pantyhouse actually pulled the pants away from her body and I could literally look down and see her pussy lips protruding through her pubic hair. I’d had a few drinks so I told her, “I can see your pussy.” She replied, “How do you like it?” I told her I would love to get my tongue in it. After some more witty conversation, I took her hand and said, “Come with me.” It was a split-level house, and we were on the lower level. I got her up to the entryway and tried to get her to go upstairs to a bedroom, but she wouldn’t go. I pulled her into the hallway coat closet, and we went at it hot and heavy for a few minutes. I somehow got her tights and pantyhose pulled down below her knees and kind of bent her over and entered her pussy from behind. The whole thing was so fucking sexy and crazy that it only took a minute or two of thrusting to drop a load deep in her cunt. How nobody missed us or realized what was going on was a miracle. Never knew her name or who she was with, if anybody. Never saw her again either.

Now these stories go directly against what I said earlier about needing some emotional involvement with a sex partner. Obviously, that didn’t happen in these instances. This was just pure raw sex. But that’s fine. I think everybody needs some of that kind of sex because it’s exciting and forbidden. Forbidden sex is very appealing. And when it’s a perfect stranger, it’s really good for the ego. To know that you have the kind of attraction to another person that allows them to fuck you and to hell with any consequences.

At what age do you feel you were the most sexually active?

That’s easy. I married my third wife when I was 67 and she was 39. I suspected it wouldn’t last because of the age difference but I was head over heels in love with her and figured I would get what I could out of it. We had met online on a sex site and after a lot of emails and phone conversations we agreed to meet. For some reason she offered to come to my house. On our very first date, she came to visit me at my house about 9 am and didn’t leave until 11 pm. I can’t remember how many times we had sex, but it was beyond description. The best sex ever.

Third wife gets one of her daily fuckings. Sure miss her.

Once we were living together, she had to be fucked every single day, and on the weekends, two or three times a day. In the three and a half years we were together, it never got old. On weekdays she had to get up earlier than me to go to work. We had a terrific sex session every evening once we went to bed. Then Saturday morning I might wake up to her giving me a blow job which led to a full-on fuckfest. To be repeated again that night. Same on Sunday. She loved for me to cum, but primarily inside her. To her, any cum that occurred outside of her body was wasted. Sure, she jerked me off from time to time but mostly it was me cumming deep inside her pussy or down her throat. In the latter stages of the marriage, we even had a threesome with a guy I found on Craig’s List. That was a really fabulous experience. She got off on seeing me suck the guy’s cock. In fact, we would take turns sucking it, handing his cock back and forth like a lollypop. And I got off on seeing him pump his big dick in her pussy. When I was younger, the thought of my wife being fucked by another guy or her sucking his dick was unthinkable. But for us, a threesome was just a really fun thing to do. I was amazed at how turned on I got with the experience.

Threesome guy penetrates my former wife.
Although not apparent in photo,
his dick was at least 8” long and she really got off on it.

Wife jacks my cock and threesome guy’s cock. Heaven.

After the marriage was over, my new girlfriend and I eventually got around to a threesome with the same guy and that was equally exciting. My girlfriend was also a terrific sex partner but because we didn’t live together, it wasn’t as frequent as when I was married. One of our highlights was I arranged one of my circle jerks and brought her along. She was hesitant at first but once she realized she owned the room, she took turns jerking off all four of us.

Long time girlfriend grips my cock and another guy’s cock.

I penetrate my girlfriend’s sweet pussy.

Can you briefly tell us about some of your wildest sexual exploits?

Where to start? One that sticks in my memory is back around 1970 I took some friends to the notorious area of Baltimore that’s loaded with strip clubs. One that we went to was the “2 O’Clock Club,” which was famous for featuring the famous stripper Blaze Starr. This was after she had moved on or retired, however. There was one stripper who was young and incredibly attractive. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her. She must have noticed because after her set she came over and sat down with me. The goal for the strippers is to get you to buy them expensive drinks that are likely not even alcoholic. But instead of angling to get me to buy her drinks, she just wanted to talk. I was terribly flattered because it was obvious that she was attracted to me. But what was even crazier is under the table she unzipped my pants and got my cock out and proceeded to jerk me off. Once I shot my load under the table, she kissed me and said she had to get back to work. I never bought her a single drink.

Then there was one time in high school where my regular girlfriend and I had temporarily broken up. I invited this extremely cute girl to a party that was all made up of kids from my school. This little gal was super sexy for a high-schooler. After mingling in the party for a half hour or so I was hungering to get my hands on that cute body, so I invited her to go back out to my car. You could drive legally in my state at 15 and I had my own car. So once in the car, things got really hot and heavy and before long, I’m sitting in the passenger’s seat and she’s straddling me facing me with my cock buried deep in that sweet teen pussy. She’s bouncing up and down on me as our classmates are wandering around outside. I don’t think anybody noticed what was going on but doing what we were doing more or less in plain sight was really hot.

Then on a trip to Cabo in Mexico with a fuckbuddy who was totally uninhibited, we had rented a Suzuki Samurai which was open a like a jeep, and as we were driving from Cabo San Lucas to San Jose Del Cabo, we passed several trucks loaded with workers in the back. The part that was special was she was giving me a blowjob while the workers were cheering as we drove past. Then we had a late dinner in San Jose Del Cabo and as we walked down the deserted main street after dinner I had to pee. She pointed to a doorway and told me to go there. I replied, “Only if you hold it for me,” Which she did, but that led to her jacking me off right on main street as a few cars drove by. And finally on another night we were lounging on our suite patio around midnight when she decided she wanted to fuck. She climbed on top and started banging away when we heard voices. I said something and she told me to shut up and fuck, so I did, as two couples strolled by about ten feet away. They stopped and watched for a few seconds and then walked on.

Same gal brought a friend to my house one time and had me jack off while they watched.

girlfriend tongue on glans
Fuckbuddy girlfriend licks my cockhead.
She got off on playing with my dick.

While I was in college (an all-male school) I took a high school girl on a picnic. One thing led to another and in the back seat of the car, she got so wet that she literally left a puddle on the seat which was fortunately vinyl. I had a bit of trouble finding her opening but finally, among all the juice, it slid right in. She said, “You’ve got it in the wrong hole.” My first taste of anal sex. I quickly found the right hole.

Speaking of anal sex, I did have one girlfriend who preferred it. She said it felt better than vaginal sex.

One other first for me was I had hooked up with a girl, again on a porn site, and we had a number of sexy email and phone conversations when she offered to come spend four days with me. Which turned out to be four days of non-stop sex. The capper was when she told me she was a squirter. Of course, I had heard many stories and seen videos but I never believed it could actually be done by a woman. In the videos I always assumed it was just pee that came gushing out. She folded up several towels and sat on them and got out her Hitachi Magic Wand. She said she could only do it using a vibrator. She proceeded to rub the wand up and down over her clit and after a few minutes, this liquid started squirting out. It was clear so I was pretty sure it wasn’t pee although some pee is nearly clear. So to be sure, I tasted it. I don’t know what it was, but it was definitely not pee. That was many years ago but we are still Facebook Friends to this day although she has been in a committed relationship for years and we never did anything after those four days.

Squirting girlfriend was also an excellent blowjob artist.
Here she sucks down a load of my cum.

During those four days I arranged for a foursome with a couple who I had done a threesome with. In the threesome, the girl just jacked off her boyfriend and me. However, she had a very delectable looking pussy and I really looked forward to fucking her in the foursome. According to her boyfriend, who I had met in one of the circle jerks, we were going to be free to fuck or suck whoever we wanted in the foursome. My gal was looking forward to performing C2C jackoff on us two guys. She had never heard of it before. She also wanted to fuck him and of course I wanted to fuck his girlfriend. Well, the first mistake we made was us two guys put our cocks together and my date started jacking us off. In hindsight, we should have worked up to that. The guy’s girlfriend really got her nose out of joint when my date touched her bf’s cock. He realized it and immediately lost his hard-on. The rest of the time together his girlfriend spent all her time trying to get him hard again. Although he never did get fully hard, somehow she managed to get him to cum. In the meantime my date and I were sucking and fucking each other like no tomorrow while the two of them watched. I was very disappointed that I didn’t get to fuck the other girl. But my date made sure I was well taken care of.

What advice do you have for younger people?

Young people are going to have sex come hell or high water. My only advice is to make sure it’s safe sex and don’t get pregnant. My first wife was pregnant when we got married. If she hadn’t been, I would never have married her, because by that time we had been together for two years and I knew she wasn’t right for me. But back then, the only path was marriage. I stuck it out for nearly nine years. And don’t get married or stuck in a relationship at a young age.

Here’s one tip to the guys. If you are in a hot and heavy session with a girl you are trying to fuck, but she won’t give it up, unzip your pants and take out your hard cock. My experience is that the majority of times I’ve done this, it’s worked. At the very least you might get a handjob or a blowjob out of it. One time I did it with a girl who was being unusually stubborn but amazingly as soon as she got a look at my erect penis, she didn’t say a word but went down on me and blew me. She actually sucked me until I came and swallowed. I did eventually fuck her.

Whatever you do, never force a woman to do something sexually that she doesn’t want to do.

After relating all these various sexual adventures, were you turned on?

As a matter of fact it really did get me excited. I had been stroking my cock off and on during the various stories that I related and when I got to the end, my prick was quite hard and I decided to jack off. I was rewarded with an unusual (for me) fairly decent cumshot. Instead of the usual nothing or at most three or four squirts of cum, this time there were seven or eight. What comes out isn’t really cum. It’s just a clear liquid in fairly large droplets. But I was very pleasantly surprised by the result.

Also see 87 Years of Sex – a list compiled by this same person of all the women he can remember with whom he had sex.

Here’s a picture of our extraordinary gentleman when he was only 72 years old.

The Way I Thought I Had to Orgasm

Another story from a client:

original grip of penis

When I was thirteen, I didn’t know anything at all about sex. My family and friends never talked about it. Remembering back now, my dad once mentioned something about ‘finger-wave’ but I paid no attention. I had no idea what he was talking about, and he didn’t explain. The way he spoke quietly, then quickly changed the subject seemed weird, but I gave it no thought.

Up until that time, I might idly play with my penis and sometimes my balls – I hadn’t discovered anal pleasures yet. I’d get an erection, and it felt nice, but nothing ever came of it. Eventually, I’d lose interest, or thought I might be discovered, so my pants came back up, my erection went down, and that was that.

Discovery did worry me. I had no idea just why, but I knew that being caught playing with my dick would somehow be a bad thing. A very bad thing.

I got in the habit of sitting on the toilet, the one place I could be assured of privacy, when I got my little erections and played with them. They weren’t so little any more. My erect cock was now around 5 inches long. Not quite adult, but getting there. I also had three hairs growing out of the intersection of my penis and body. I remember it was three, long straggly dark hairs. I wasn’t sure I liked the idea of becoming an adult just yet.

So, there I was playing with my dick on the toilet one day, and somehow, I was moving the skin on the sides of my penis up and down with a thumb and first finger gripping each side, like you see in the picture. It felt nice.

Then it started to feel very nice. I felt a chill run through my body and end at the top of my head. I didn’t know what that was about, but didn’t care at the moment, what was happening felt remarkable! Then, I felt spasming. Something inside my lower body was pulsating, and it felt very, very nice – for a moment.

All too soon, it was over. I didn’t feel excited. I didn’t feel proud. I felt scared. And worried. This was entirely new, and it wasn’t normal. Furthermore, I thought it was against the Bible or something. I wasn’t clear about that last bit, but I was rather certain what I had done was wrong.

Nevertheless, a couple of days later found me in the bathroom again with a very hard little penis. I was using the exact same grip, because I was rather certain it was something about that exact grip that created the magic, or whatever it was. Sure enough, the feeling came over me again.

From that point forward for well over a month, I made sure to use the exact same grip. I had no idea that there were other ways to accomplish the same thing.

One day, a couple of clear drips of something came out. I was puzzled that it wasn’t urine-colored, and was thicker, more viscous, more oily than piss. I was starting to get an inkling that this was natural. All by myself, I was starting to figure out that this had something to do with how babies were made.

Fast forward a year, and I was fully ejaculating. Somehow, the original grip had been forgotten. Somewhere along the line, I discovered the more conventional ways of jerking off.

By the time I was fourteen years old, I got my thirteen-year-old neighbor involved, and we became jackoff buddies for a few years, but that’s another story.

Later, I became married, had kids, and all these years later, my wife still gets a kick out of hearing this story.

The Taoist Masseur

I feel fortunate to have interviewed the Taoist Masseur, a man who has a great line of work and is passionate about what he does:

What is your name?


What is your age?

I’m 40

Would you like me to provide contact info and/or a link to your website in the interview?

Sure. My website is www.taoistmasseur.com

Do you call your therapy ‘taoist massage?’

I call it Taoist Massage because the techniques I use are from a short course I did in Amsterdam from a therapist who learned from the Body Electric Group.

What do you do, what does it include?

I offer a sensual massage with Taoist massage strokes techniques. It includes a full body massage (from Swedish to Deep Tissue – Sports massage if needed in some specific area) and energy work. The goal is to spread the sexual energy concentrated in your genitals to your whole body, providing a full body orgasm.

What percentage of a typical session is focused on the genitals?

I would say that 40% is sensual, but the purpose of the massage is to spread the sexual energy from the genitals to the whole body. The genitals are the source for the energy and genital manipulation is a big part of it, but not the focus. The body as a whole is.

Do you ever have female clients?

No, I only meet with male clients at the moment.

What are the benefits of this massage?

There are many different benefits from this massage. From physical relaxation to experiencing a full body orgasm, it can relieve you from stress, tensions, blockages, offers you a better understanding of your body, even discovering new erogenous zones that you may have never noticed; also boosts your sexual confidence and self-esteem, because you don’t need to worry about performing, but allow yourself to be taken care of by experienced hands.

How did you become interested in taoist massage?

I’ve been always interested in massage. When I was living in Amsterdam, I found an ad about Taoist Massage and was intrigued by it. I messaged the massage therapist and asked if he would be willing to teach the technique. He then set up a small group and I was part of it. It was an amazing experience.

Did you got to school for this therapy?

Only for my ITEC qualification when I realized it wasn’t going to be a temporary job.

Do you ever become horny during massages?

Sexual energy is infectious. Like a smile. When you’re working with such powerful energy, there’s no way to not be involved in the flow that’s being created by you.

Can you tell us about your most eccentric clients, or most unusual sessions?

For the massage I provide, there’s a routine to be followed. And although every session can be felt different, it’s mainly about allowing yourself to surrender to someone’s hands and techniques. I’ve witnessed all types of reactions, but nothing that would be unusual. You have to be open minded if you’re working with sexual energy and they manifest differently from one person to another.

Do you have as much work as you’d like, or are you striving for more clients?

It varies. I’ve tried to determine the months where I would have less clients, but it keeps changing every year. With the current situation, I’ve limited the number of clients I see a week, so it’s been OK for now. New clients are always welcome.

Is this your full time or only line of work?

It’s my full time and only job. It’s been for the past 11 years.

What percentage of your clients are repeat business?

I believe around 75-80%.

Do most men ejaculate at the end of their treatments?

Yes, the majority of them prefer to ejaculate, which is not something that is supposed to happen during a classic Taoist Massage because one of the characteristics of the technique is semen retention. For the first two years I’ve been offering the Taoist Massage with the Big Draw at the end. Because of my inexperience in explaining the purpose of the TEM (Taoist Erotic Massage), I felt that they were expecting something different and many left not necessarily satisfied. I then decided to offer the option of “explosion”. Instead of imploding the energy with the Big Draw, ejaculation could be an enjoyable finale for the massage. And it is something that most of them decide to happen, although I do have plenty who prefer to keep the energy flowing.

What percentage of your clientele would you guess identifies, as gay, bi, or straight?

Because it’s a welcoming space, I do not ask their sexual orientation, so unfortunately don’t have the answer. I know it does attract a lot of self-identified straight men because of the non-invasive nature of the massage. But the majority are gay men.

Do you identify as gay, bi or straight?

I’m gay.

What do you most like about this work?

I like how this work allows me to meet different type of people from all walks of life. You get to hear so many different life stories from diverse backgrounds. Also working with energy is a great way to experience and witness different sensations.

What do you least like about this work?

The no-shows without any explanation. I’m quite accommodating and understanding to last minute change of plans, but being ghosted is a bit frustrating. Luckily it is rare to happen.

How often do you receive taoist massages?

Sadly not enough.

What do your friends think about your profession?

They know what I do. I believe after working with it for some many years, they now realize how serious I am about it and they’re absolutely fine with it.

In the US, one can’t do any sort of massage involving the genitals legally. What would be crossing the line in England?

What I offer is legal in UK. But it seems that if you’re working with some other person at the same location, it can be described as a brothel and it is illegal, which is something that some organizations are trying to change because of the safety of sex workers, mainly for women, who end up in a very vulnerable situation and being targeted by criminals.

What would you like to be doing, or what would you like different ten years from now?

I’d like to start offering workshops. It’s something that I’ve been planning for a while and will start to arrange something for next year hopefully.

What should I have asked that I wasn’t smart enough to ask?

I’d like to say that one of the secrets of having a great massage is to be open minded. Have the expectation that it will be a good experience, but being mindful is key to a successful massage. This is because many times when we have a specific idea of what we want to happen, we end up not paying attention to the journey and could be missing out in new sensations and experiences. And know that you can and should communicate with your massage therapist throughout. The best reward is seeing your happy face at the end.

Multiple Piercings

I had a conversation with a person who has multiple piercings. Those are his actual piercings shown above.

Me: Thanks for commenting, and for sending the pic, although that’s not my dick in the picture. I’m more of a play piercing guy. In fact, I haven’t even done much of that lately. I do have a fantasy that’s kind of the opposite of a common body mod: I think it would be fun to rough up the sides of my peehole, then stitch it partially together so it would heal quite small. How fun it would be to have long, thin streams of cum when I ejaculate, and to have long, thin, but powerful piss streams. What part of the world are you located in? BTW the attached picture is me, a regular 6-incher although it looks bigger in the pic.

My penis

Me: [Referring to his picture] That’s a spectacular collection of piercings.

Him: Thank you very much!

Me: Wow, well decorated!

Him: Thank you very much!

Me: Is that you in the picture? My dick, by comparison is very plain indeed!

Him: Yes!!! It’s is my pierced dick!!!

Me: It is indeed a work of art. Do you own the rights to the picture? Could I include that pic somewhere on my website, sex270.com? Do you have any others like that?

Him: Yes, I do!

Him: Yes!! You can used the photo in your website!

Me: Way cool. Going a step further, if you are so inclined, I think people would really enjoy hearing your story. Would you care to write anything about your multiple excellent piercings? BTW, my direct email address is jeremy@sex270.com.

Him: I really don’t know what to say about my piercings.

Me: I’m curious about many things, as I’m sure my readers are also. How much did they hurt? Much blood? Were you erect during some of the piercings? Did you do them yourself, friend or professional practitioner? What do your friends think about them. What’s sex and jerking off like now?

Me: BTW, how have your piercings affected your sex life? Do you get to say something like, “Hey, want to see my piercings” as a conversation starter?

Him: I went to a professional body piercer! I got my first PA [Prince Albert] piercing in 1998. And now I have 117 genital piercings.

Him: Getting a genital piercings is a rush 4 me!!! All my genital piercings hurt like hell!!

Him: I really dont say anything about my piercings to my friends, because some people look down on genital piercings.

Him: Sometimes is hard 4 me to jerk off, Because my PA is 0 gauge. I don’t have sex because the condom won’t fit over my ampallang piercing. And there’s no way that I’m going to take out my ampallang piercing!! The ampallang piercing was the most painful piercing I got.

Me: [Not realizing I had said this a couple of days earlier] BTW, my own interest in mods goes the other way than anyone I’ve talked with or read about. I want to get my peehole partially sealed, so the opening is very small. That way, I believe cum would shot out, and ejaculations would last longer. Peeing would be interesting also.

Him: That’s be really great for you! My hole is to big. My pee come out both holes, so I have to be very careful peeing.

Him: Please tell your readers getting a genital piercings for me is awesome!! The name of my piercings I have is Prince Albert piercing, dydoe piercing, ampallang, piercing, pubic piercing, Jacobs ladder piercings, and scrotal piercings. I would like to Thank You!!!

Advanced Male Masturbation

Peegasm, Dry Ejaculation, Glans Blame and other Advanced Male Masturbation Techniques

Copyright 2017, Jeremy J. Watson

Disclaimer: This material is written by an author with no medical training. Consult a proper professional for any sexual health issues. Do not engage in the activities described within this website until you are sure they are safe for you. The author, and everyone associated with this website, assume no responsibility for your use of this information.

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In the not too distant past, masturbation was considered a sinful practice by the majority of the world’s population. The primary reason is that religious leaders of the past were given bad information and were confused. They said it was bad because everyone else said it was bad.

Or, maybe there was a plan. If you can be made to feel guilty about something, they’re easier to control. What could be better to cause guilt about than solo sex? Since almost everyone did it, the leaders could control everyone.

We are fortunate that attitudes about masturbation are shifting in modern times. Now, medical professionals, social researchers, and even some members of the clergy say masturbation is good. You owe it to yourself to masturbate frequently.

Why? There are several good reasons:

It is good for health. Jerking off generally lowers blood pressure, although it’s momentarily higher when you’re actually wanking. Controversial studies seem to show that masturbation lowers instances of certain types of cancer.

If you masturbate instead of having an assortment of sexual partners, your chances of catching sexually transmitted diseases, anything from crabs to deadly illnesses, is just about zero.

It keeps people from becoming so horny that they will make social blunders, such as telling off-color jokes in the wrong times and places, chasing someone around that they normally wouldn’t be interested in, or even spending time with narcissists and others who are not good as friends.

For men in relationships, it makes it possible to be satisfied without demanding sex from a mate who might not always be in the mood.

It helps develop a sense of self-esteem, as long as you are not combating incorrect attitudes that were inculcated since you were too young to know better.

This self-esteem, or can-do attitude, can become so strong that you are able to act from your own internal knowledge, rather than being told what to do by others.

So dudes, go ahead and jerk off! This book will give you great ideas to make the whole process more enjoyable.


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So many men know about edging that I’m reluctant to include it in a book on ‘advanced’ masturbation techniques, but some don’t know about edging, and many, perhaps the majority, don’t really understand edging.

The basic idea is you bring yourself to the bring of ejaculation, but stop just short. After a brief period to calm down, you do it again, and repeat the process until you run out of time, or slip over the edge and ejaculate.

The part that many don’t understand makes it frustrating for them. They’re thinking they need to ‘cum’ in order to be satisfied, and all this edging business is just the frustration on the cake.

If you edge with a brand-new attitude, that building up to cumming, that just maintaining an erection for a while, is enjoyable in itself, it opens doors such as the ones discussed in the next three sections. Edging is the foundation.

Some ‘experts’ will edge for hours, enjoying an afternoon of self-pleasure, without cumming. Some will end the session satisfied, never having ejaculated at all. The majority, however, do like to have a strong ejaculation at the end. That can be the real frosting on the cake.

In other words, frosting by itself is OK, but having a lot of cake with it is much better.

Separating Orgasms and Ejaculations

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You may believe that in men, orgasms and ejaculations are the same thing. Or, you may believe more accurately, that orgasm is the feeling, including the wonderful chills and pulsations, but ejaculation referrs to the expulsion of semen. That’s exactly right. But you may also believe that they always go together. For inexperienced men, they do. However, it is possible to separate the two, and have only one or the other.

If you’ve ever had a prostate massage, then you may have experienced a small expulsion of semen without having an orgasm. That’s not quite what I’m talking about, but it does show that they don’t have to occur together. Men who have practiced can have orgasms without ejaculations, often called dry orgasms or dry ejaculations. The distinct advantage with this separation is that they can stay hard and orgasm over and over again, without losing interest.

In some circumstances besides prostate massage, men can truly ejaculate without orgasming. Sometimes after a long edging session, or using the techniques discussed below, during a masturbatory or sexual session, they’ve been close to orgasm, or have had dry orgasms several times. Their prostates become so full of fluid, it just starts flowing out, without contractions. Through this, too, one can maintain an erection, and continue to have more fun.


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Once you become an old hand at edging, you might like to play with mini-orgasms. The idea is that with practice, you learn to come closer and closer to the ejaculatory edge. By maintaining an exceptional calmness, especially in the muscles in your pelvic region that you’d normally tense when you ejaculate, you can go ahead and slip over the edge, but little or nothing comes out. A man who is experienced in mini-orgasms can go two or more hours, wanking most of the time, and have several occasions when just a single drip of cum (“semen”) emerges from the peehole (technically called “meatus”).

Most men who practice mini-orgasms will have two or three minis, then suddenly, they ‘lose it’ and go over the big edge, finishing with a full-blown ejaculation.

If you have trouble mastering this technique, practice helps. Try to maintain as hypnotic of a state as you can, and learn to get closer and closer to the edge without going over. Finally, when you do go over, it’s just one drop. You stay hard and excited. The first time it happens, you really do get a can-do attitude!

Dry Ejaculations

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Taking the idea of mini-orgasms a step further, imagine what would happen if you could orgasm several times in a session, yet nothing at all would come out. That’s quite possible. Your author has become so good at dry ejaculations that he doesn’t take toilet paper, towels, or tissue to bed. He can always have dry orgasms until he’s satisfied, then fall easily asleep. His wife appreciates this when she’s not in the mood to play.

So, here’s what you do: Just like in mini-orgasms above, you edge and bring yourself very close to the edge while doing your best to remain absolutely calm. When you are close to the edge, stop as you normally would, but then resume almost right away. After only a few seconds. Stay close to the edge. Don’t back off so much. Your high points will be closer together. With practice, you’ll be delighted to find you can have orgasms, complete with the urethral contractions, yet nothing comes out. These orgasms are seventy percent as strong as full-blown ejaculatatory orgasms, but the big advantage is you can have as many in a row as you want.

Continuous Orgasm

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OK, let’s take dry orgasms a step further. How would you like an orgasm that goes on, non-stop, for minutes at a time? Here’s what you do:

Just like dry orgasms in the section above, take yourself to the brink several times, but instead of stopping for a second or two, don’t stop at all. Just reduce the stimulation. For this to work, you need to be acutely aware of what you’re feeling. As soon as you feel the inevitable orgasm building up, reduce your input, but don’t stop. With practice, the feeling won’t go away. However, at first, you may lose the edge and have to build back up. Once you get the knack of continuous orgasms, you can bring yourself to the brink, feel the orgasmic delight – you know the tightening feeling in the balls, the glandular response in the lower stomach, even the chills running from the top of your head to your toes, and you can keep up the light stimulation of your dick, and voila, you’re in orgasm, and you’re staying there! Oh, at first, you may be in the orgasm for only a few seconds longer than usual, but again, practice is the key. In time, you can bring yourself into orgasm, and stay there literally forever. You’ll have contractions and everything, but nothing will squirt out, and you’ll be able to vary your stimulation to stay right within the continuing feelings.

You’ll find something unexpected helps you out with this technique: Your own body helps. Evidently, on an unconscious level, it knows what you’re trying to do, so once you experience the technique a few times, it becomes incredibly easy to maintain it. It’s as if your body learns that you want to stay in orgasm and has adjusted itself to help you. Talk about can-do attitude!

Frenulum Pulling

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Now, on to something you can enjoy the very first time, with no practice at all. That’s frenulum pulling. For those who are not familiar, the frenulum is a little crease of skin on the underside of your penis just behind the glans. Glans just means ‘head of the penis.’ Whether or not you’re circumcised, you have this little bit. It might look like a crease, or a fold, or a bit of extra foreskin hanging down.

Gently squeezing the frenulum between your thumb and the side of your first finger, pull upward and hold. At first, it may not feel like much, but just keep holding. If you’re already hard, pull away from your belly, and toward your feet, resisting the natural limitation on the penis’s downward movement when hard.

After gently pulling, you may find that rather forceful pulling is nice. Some men like the forceful version, some do not. Many men can have ejaculations from simply pulling on the frenulum for a while.

If you engage in mutual masturbation, have a friend pull and hold your frenulum. You’ll be amazed how nice it can feel after fifteen seconds or so.

Frenulum pulling can also be a great technique during foreplay, before you get to the orgasmic things.


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If you’re not hard and want to be, one of the best ways to get erect quickly is to very lightly brush a feather over the frenulum.

It is important to do it very, very lightly at first. Many guys won’t even touch themselves with the first strokes of the feather. Instead, they’ll lower the feather slowly, until it is making only the lightest possible contact.

To add variety, you might start by lightly brushing the scrotum, or even just the hairs on the scrotum first. Or, backing up even further, assuming you are not too ticklish, start by running the feather over your thighs, then the scrotum, working only eventually to the frenulum. You can also run it over the glans, but it is the frenulum that reacts most vividly.

This works especially well if someone else does it to you.

Once the penis is hard, you’ll usually see it jump an inch or two with each contact of the feather.

Resist the urge to press the feather down harder and harder. This usually does not enhance the effect, and generally weakens the effect.

Guys, this is a teaching moment. Have you been with a woman who says you’re being too rough with her vagina, even though you think you’re being incredibly gentle? I think most men have experienced that. If you can do this feather thing to her, she’ll love it. This is the kind of pressure, or more specifically, lack of pressure, that most women truly enjoy. But just to make life difficult, women, like men, are not all built the same. Some may not care for it at all, and some may prefer the rough treatment. Furthermore, a typical woman who likes extremely light play at first will usually like it at least a little rougher later on.

For your woman, if you don’t have a feather handy, the same extremely light touch with your index finger or tongue will have a similar effect.

For anyone, especially men, if you don’t have a feather, or even if you do, a less elegant item works just as well, or even better, because the item can impart an even lighter touch. The item: A single sheet of toilet paper, held diagonally by one corner, so the opposite corner is ever so lightly touching the frenulum.


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You may think I’m talking about needle play here. That’s where people will actually stick needles in their genitals and elsewhere.

No, I’m talking about something the average man will enjoy better. Using an ordinary sewing needle, run the tip very lightly over the glans, scrotum or elsewhere. You might also play with very light poking. Generally, a large needle works better than a small one. One place your author enjoys gentle poking is just inside the peehole. Another good area is around, but not in, the anus.

Sewing needles are ideal for this, especially compared to medical injection or acupuncture needles. That’s because the sewing needle has a polished, rounded point designed for moving between the fibers of cloth. That same rounded design is less likely to scratch or puncture a human. If you’ve ever tried to push a sewing needle through human skin, you may have been surprised how much force was needed.

If you play with others, having your mate run a needle lightly over parts of your body, including your nipples, and even over upper arms, thighs and buttocks.

The other kind of needle play, in which men will actually puncture themselves, is known as ‘play piercing.’ The risk of infection is high, so this is not recommended.

If you must play, a first piercing can be from about a quarter-inch (6mm) inside the peehole, through the bottom of the urethra and out the penis at the underside of the glans just ahead of the front of the frenulum. Then, you might try puncturing up, through the top of the meatus and out the head of the penis.

Some men like puncturing their nipples, and scrotums. Some will pass needles entirely through their glans. Men who have no fear of doctors, hospitals, and all sorts of complications due to infection may puncture their testicles. The scrotum hurts when punctured, but the testicles themselves feel very little from puncturing. If the needle doesn’t puncture the testicle easily, however, the squeezing pressure as the needle is pushed will hurt.

You may want to avoid passing needles into or through the corposa cavernosa. These are the two main spongy channels that fill with blood to cause erections. Profuse bleeding can result.

Glans Blame

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What the Japanese often call glans blame is more often known as apple polishing, palming, or simply glans rubbing. This is a technique that some men will love, and others would hate. That’s because it can be a very intense feeling. It is like an extreme tickle that makes you squirm or even yell. You want to get away from it.

Therefore, glans blame generally works best with two or more people. Sometimes even bondage is necessary.

The main technique is to wrap the fingers of one hand around the shaft of the penis, and then rub the palm of the other hand over the glans.

Even though it is nearly impossible to bear, many men like it very much. That’s because they like to ‘see how much they can take,’ or because although intense, it does feel great, or because it transmutes.

That’s right. If you put up with glans blame long enough, the feeling changes from unbearable, to something gentler and quite pleasurable. It is a sort of ‘gotta pee’ mixed with ‘gonna cum’ feeling. However, neither usually happens.

That being said, your author did rub one guy who suddenly lost control and peed all over the place, and some will ejaculate. But for most, it is an intriguing feeling that seems pleasantly pre-orgasmic, yet it doesn’t build up to an orgasm.

Even though it is so intense, and the recipient may feel like he’s been through an old-fashioned clothes ringer afterward, it is quite harmless.

The only problem can occur if the technique is carried on for too long without lube. The skin of the glans can become worn and blister, requiring several painful days to heal.

So, use lube. Interestingly, the intensity of the feeling is greater with oil than dry, the opposite of what you’d expect.

If your recipient settles down too much, you can try squeezing the penis with or less pressure from the holding hand, or pushing down and rubbing harder or lighter. The one thing that really gets guys the most is to change your movement slightly so the rubbing is more over the top of the glans, as opposed to over the peehole area. After some regular glans blame, If you switch to more over the top, it can really get guys charged up!

This technique can be done as a solo practice. The trick is to be in the right mood in which you can ‘torture’ yourself, and you won’t just quit because it is nearly unbearable.

Urethral Play

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Many men like urethral play, also known as sounding or catheterization, but it is dangerous. The inner lining of the urethra, and the anatomy of the male urinary system, are structurally weak and prone to infection. Extremely sterile procedures must be administered. In fact, there are so many other, safer male masturbatory techniques, that your author recommends you read this for amusement only, not as something to actually try.

Urethral play is about sticking things inside your peehole. Urethral play breaks down into two divisions: inserting things only a few inches into the penis, and deeper play, inserting objects as deep as into the bladder.

On eBay, you’ll find a huge assortment of urethral plugs, and things called sounds. In general, urethral plugs are short, only a few inches at most, and sounds are designed to go deeper. The entire length of the urethra may surprise you. While in women it is only a couple of inches (5cm) in men, there is as much penis inside the body as out, so the typical urethra can be 14 inches (35 cm) in length.

So called penis plugs are often hollow, so a man can wear one and still urinate or ejaculate.

Sounding must only be done in sterile surroundings. The operator should wear rubber gloves, and use hydrogen peroxide or alcohol to sterilize the sounds as well as the tip of the penis. The sounds must be absolutely smooth. Any sort of roughness can tear or scratch the inside of the urethra. Use a lot of sterile lube. One problem that can arise happens when there is not enough lube, or it does not go deep enough into the urethra. The sounds can stick when going in, or coming out, tearing the urethra and causing rather shocking amounts of bleeding.

Don’t push or force sounds at all. In fact, stainless steel ones are heavy enough that they can embed themselves simply from their weight, sliding into the urethra automatically.

The peehole itself is usually tighter than the bulk of the urethra. Then, about 1/2-inch (13 mm) in, is another restriction. Pass that second restriction slowly and carefully.

Some men like urethral stretching, introducing ever wider sounds into their dicks. Some are specifically interested in peehole stretching, as opposed to depth.

Sounds typically come in sets. A man will start with a thin one, then build up to greater thicknesses.

Others like deep sounding reaching as far as into their bladders. There is a curve that must be negotiated. By holding the penis straight out from the body, and slightly downward toward the feet, nearly stretches this out straight. A straight metal rod can, if done carefully, reach all the way into the bladder. Deep sounding works better with flexible tubing or specially designed soft plastic sounds.

As one approaches the bladder, there are two sphincters. These are round muscular valves that stop the flow of urine. When the sound comes to the first sphincter, the recipient feels a strong feeling like needing to pee. The feeling is somewhat different, and can be quite enjoyable. The second sphincter is closer to the bladder by an inch (25mm) or so, and feels about the same as the first when an item is passed through it. Once the second sphincter is cleared, the item will slide easily in and out of the bladder several inches.

Men have messed up by using all sorts of wrong things in their urethral play. You can successfully put pens, ball bearings, and even whipped cream in your dick, but you may have so much trouble getting things back out that medical intervention, even surgery can be required. Every hospital emergency room worker with any experience has interesting stories to tell about men who have come in with embarrassing situations.

Perhaps the ultimate form of urethral play is catheterization. This involves long tubes used in hospitals to help people when they can’t urinate, such as during surgery. Whereas being catheterized for a medical reason can be quite uncomfortable, the same procedure, done for fun, even though physically the same, can be quite enjoyable. That’s human psychology, in which the interpretation of an event flavors it more than the event itself.

Retention catheters are complex two-tube devices. They have a balloon at the end in the bladder that can be inflated by injecting a plug on the outer end with a syringe. Once inflated, it keeps the catheter from slipping out of the ‘patient.’ Pulling gently on a retention catheter renders a nice sensation.

Some people enjoy playing with taking over the authority to pee. In a BDSM situation, the recipient doesn’t get to control when he can urinate. That’s up to when the master opens the valve letting the urine flow out.

A few men will play with bladder irrigation, filling it ideally with saline. However, other materials have been used, such as beer, air, wine and another person’s urine. None of these are recommended.

Another technique of interest is pushing a little finger into the meatus. The typical man’s peehole is smaller in diameter than his little finger, but not by much. With considerable practice, the finger can be inserted past the first knuckle. Like other sounding techniques, this risks infection. A few men have managed to accommodate the little finger’s full length, or even the index finger.

The downside of peehole stretching is that it can become permanently enlarged or deformed, making a smooth urination impossible. These men must sit to pee, or else spray piss all over the place, rather than where they hoped to aim it.

A procedure known as meatotomy is a simple cut to enlarge the meatus. While dangerous, painful, inconvenient, and difficult to reverse, it is possible.

Your silly author occasionally dreams of going in the opposite direction. What if the diameter of the meatus was surgically reduced? It might mean that urinating would last longer and squirt further. More to the point, ejaculation too, might last longer and squirt further.

Testicle Massage

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Testicle massage is another technique that varies with each man. Some like it gentle. Some like it firm. Some don’t like it at all.

Some men enjoy the torture aspect. To see how much they can take. For others, it is just a unique feeling to have the balls manipulated within the scrotum.

You may feel that testicles are like grapes, easily squished. They’re actually more like chicken gizzards. They can take considerable squeezing without injury. The recipient would feel great pain before the squeezing would be dangerous. The exception is where the spermatic cords attach by a pillowy structure known as the epididimis at the upper back of each testicle. You should avoid putting pressure there because not only does it hurt, but tearing away from the testicle can occur.

Testicles are not as strong against sharp edges. Be careful if you apply clamps or in hitting the testicles with objects that arent’ flat or well-rounded.

Men, including your author, have been known to ejaculate just from good testicle massage, without the penis being manipulated at all.

Testicles like to slip around within the scrotum, like wet bars of soap. This is one of the ways they avoid serious injury. When you fall against the top tube of a bicycle or get hit by a baseball, the testicles can move within the scrotum, rather than exploding. When massaging the balls, you can take advantage of this slipping around action by gently squeezing them until they slip out of your grasp, over and over again.

One of the most satisfying ways to massage the balls is to use the thumb and first two fingers of each hand, one hand per testicle, to perform the massage. Start gently, and while communicating with the recipient, assuming you’re working with someone else, work up the pressure until the recipient is at the right level. Don’t be surprised to see some men want to back off right away, while others will enjoy considerable squeezing.

Along with testicle massage, you might consider scrotum pulling. As long as you don’t accidentally involve pulling the hairs on the scrotum, a good firm, and long-lasting pull, stretching the skin out to its fullest can be quite delightful.

Stretch Down Hard

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You might be surprised to find that once you are hard and close to cumming, that to simply pull down fairly hard on the skin of the penis, and holding it there, can cause a very nice orgasm. This is the same for circumcised and uncircumcised men.

Retrograde Ejaculation

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Retrograde ejaculation means that the semen, also known as ejaculate, and called sperm by some, goes into the bladder instead of out of the peehole. Some men will use the term retrograde ejaculation to simply mean any situation in which the semen does not come out of the peehole.

For instance, when you are cumming, you can squeeze the end of the penis closed until the orgasm is over, then cleanly let the ejaculate flow into a paper towel or receptacle. However for some men, the temporary pressure inside the urethra can hurt.

Sometimes, but not always, the pumping feeling, the contractions of the urethra, last as much as twice as long when the flow of ejaculate is blocked.

There is a spot between the bottom of the scrotum and the anus that can be pressed with one or two fingers to stop ejaculation. A century ago and before, it was often used as a primitive and often ineffective form of birth control. You have to press in the right spot, to stop the ejaculate.

The material congregates in the prostate, or may flow backward into the bladder, being a true retrograde ejaculation. It will be reabsorbed by the body, or harmlessly peed out later.

There is controversy about this technique in the literature. Some medical professionals say it is harmful, although they don’t quite say what will happen. On the other hand, it has been practiced my millions of people for thousands of years, and no one seems to have died from it.

Electro Stimulation

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Applying a small electrical charge to the genitals can be fun. The most often used device is a TENS unit, which stands for Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation. This technology is used to help with muscle pain and spasms in the back, legs and sometimes other parts of the body. When applied to the genitals, it can lead to not only pleasure, but also hands free ejaculation.

The TENS unit comes with wires that attach to self-adhesive pads that are placed on the body. It has controls to vary the power and frequency. The effects when you hit certain frequencies can be rather surprising, ranging from nothing, to pain, to very pleasurable. Pads can be placed on either side of the groin above the penis, on the testicles, on either side of the penis itself, or one pad near the tip of the penis, and another near the base. That’s a typical configuration.

For sexual play, accessories are manufactured, or can be home-made, to apply the voltage more specifically where you want it. People like electrically conductive anal and urethral plugs.

Besides TENS units, other devices can be used, as long as the voltage is low. Men will often experiment with sound systems. For instance, run your favorite music from your cellphone through an amplifier and then into your genitals.

Avoid any situation in which the electrical current could accidentally pass through the heart or head. It could result in instant death or permanent injury.


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The male human body does not naturally want to ejaculate and urinate at the same time. This is to prevent the ejaculate from backing up into the bladder, or for acidic urine to contaminate the semen entering a woman. During ejaculation, the urinary sphincters close tightly. However, this can be overridden with practice.

If you avoid urinating long enough, you get to a point where you literally cannot hold it any longer, and urine will leak out of you, against any effort you make to avoid peeing.

When your bladder is full to just before that point, you might like to start masturbating. Take yourself to a point just short of ejaculation, and then try to feel your situation. Can you feel the urge to pee and ejaculate at the same time?

You’ll probably need to readjust the balance, with one urge being stronger than the other, until you reach a point where both are about equal. Then, relaxing all your lower body muscles, especially the ones that you feel tensing when you ejaculate, stimulate your penis with masturbation, while at the same time letting your pee go. The secret is to be very relaxed so the the sphincters won’t jam closed.

You probably won’t get it the first time. The usual thing is you end up ejaculating without peeing, then afterward, you let all the pee out.

But the day will come, when you’re peeing and ejaculating at exactly the same time. It is a really nice feeling.

Your author has practiced this a dozen times, but only managed it twice – so far.

Anal Play

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Some men will simply not engage in anal play. That’s OK. As you’ve just read, there are plenty of other things that can be done.

However, the anus is a great erogenous zone.

This may seem obvious, but the play is more enjoyable if the area is clean. Some people will go so far as to clean out with an enema first. Others will simply carefully clean the external area.

You may be surprised that when clean, the area doesn’t smell foul. On the contrary, there are glands around the anus, the same ones that get irritated in the case of hemorrhoids, that secret a sweet smelling substance.

One of the first things to try, is to very lightly swirl a finger around the anal area, without penetrating the anus.

If you’ve never done it, putting a finger in the butt is pleasant. Many men will first experience anal play at the hands of another person. Or more specifically, at the fingers of another person. The finger should go in slowly, so the feeling is enjoyable. When the person removes a finger, that, too should be done slowly. The recipient will often remark that the finger feels a foot long upon being removed.

Two fingers takes a bit of doing, but most people can accommodate. There are men who practice fisting, in which a man can place his entire hand in another man’s (or woman’s) rectum. It takes patience and a lot of good, greasy lube to let the anus stretch sufficiently.

On eBay and elsewhere, you can get anal plugs and vibrators of all descriptions. The prices online typically are considerably lower than in retail stores. Some plugs are narrow toward the base, and then have a flared section. This is so they will stay in place, but also won’t go in too far. You want to maintain an external handle so the plug can be removed fairly easily. Otherwise, you can find yourself in that all too common emergency room situation in which an object has to be removed from a man’s rectum by medical personnel.

Some plugs can be installed, and left in for hours, as the wearer goes about his day, working, sitting, or even riding a bike.

Enemas can be fun, in which warm water or sometimes other liquids are squeezed into the rectum.

The anal area is pretty tough, but you are messing with the innards of the human body, so the usual precautions should be taken. Like, don’t try putting battery acid, or a steak knife in your ass.

Prostate Massage

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If you’re comfortable with anal play, you may have already found the A-spot sometimes also referred to as the male G-spot. With one or two fingers in the ass as far as they will go, press forward toward the bladder, and gently massage that area. You are squeezing the prostate gland, which can feel quite nice. It is sort of a gotta-pee feeling, but different. Sometimes, semen which is stored in the prostate gland, will be expelled through the penis. You can feel the thick liquid moving through the urethra, whether the penis is soft or hard, and the feeling is interesting. Some anal plugs and vibrators are specially designed to stimulate this area.

Some medical professionals say that prostate massage can be a therapeutic activity both for preventive measures as well as restoring prostate health.

Group Play

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Many men are perfectly fine with solo sex, and that’s a good thing. It is certainly the safest form of sex. However, many masturbatory activities are relatively safe, and can be practiced with one or more partners of either sex.

Older men will often find that their wives have lost interest in sex after menopause. If these men communicate with their wives, saying that they’ll continue to love and support them, but need sexual attention, the wives are often accommodating, allowing the men to have sexual activities outside the marriage. The women may even appreciate it, since that takes the pressure off themselves to try to fulfill their husbands’ desires.

This is not advice to tell your wife to ‘go fuck herself,’ and that you’re going to start sewing wild oats all over town. Some women would be horrified or feel so betrayed you could never repair your relationship. You’ll have to know your mate, and figure out what is the best for both of you. On average, good and complete communications works out way better than keeping secrets.

Younger men may have trouble finding a mate. Others may not want the complication of a ‘serious’ relationship. There are many reasons men may want to engage in masturbatory activities with others.

In many communities, on of the best ways to hook up with casual masturbatory friends is through Craigslist.org. There, you’ll find sections under Personals in which people advertise looking for like-minded others. One of the best categories is Casual Encounters.

If you are gay or bisexual, you may find it is much easier to find a male playmate than female. Most women are afraid of men who want casual encounters because it doesn’t fit their comfort zone in many ways.

The usual arrangement, with men or women, is that several emails and pictures are exchanged, before meeting in person. There are dangers, just like meeting people for any purpose. The dangers may be less than you think. For instance, if you’re bringing cash to buy a car, you could be accosted for the money. When meeting a person for sexual play, that motivation is not there. However, there are people in the world with all kinds of agendas, so one should be careful.

Another problem you’ll find with Craigslist is that people frequently get cold feet at the last minute, leaving you high and dry and unsatisfied.

The biggest problem is probably mismatched tastes. For instance, you may not want to kiss anyone, and have stated it clearly in your ad, and yet you get with a person who decides to disregard that, and wants to kiss you. Or worse, you may not want anal intercourse, and the other person does. Worse yet, the person may become quite insistent or even physically forceful.

Placing ads on Craigslist in the personals categories is entirely free. The number of responses you’ll get to an appropriate, well-worded ad can surprise you, even is smaller communities.

Your ad is more likely to get appropriate responses if you are clear in what you want, if you aren’t too demanding in your specifics, and if you are willing to post pictures. In these personal categories, many people post genital pictures only, because they wouldn’t want the general public to recognize their faces in connection with sexual activities.

So, if you post that you’d like any kind of sex with a clean person of any age between 18 and 80, of any reasonable weight, any color, etc, you’ll probably get responses. If you advertise that you only want someone between 45 and 50 years old, who is super-thin, only wants handjobs, and cross-dresses, well, good luck.

Hosting can be an issue. You’ll get many more responses if you can have someone come to your house. On the other hand, if you cannot host, or don’t want to due to safety concerns, there are still many people willing to host. Many encounters through Craigslist meet in the woods, in car parks or on a deserted beach. These can work well.

Your author has posted about a dozen times, with very specific ads wanting to play with some of the techniques mentioned in this book. Every single one in which I actually played with people worked out fine. Two of the guys were a little rougher than I would have liked, but they were still reasonable and respectful. Two guys met up, and then didn’t want to play. I originally thought I must have not met their expectations in some way, but I realized later, they were just cases of cold feet. People do get quite nervous and even goofy about this sort of thing. One person simply wasn’t home when I showed up.

Two have been extraordinary. One is a guy who has almost the exact same tastes as mine. After the first encounter, we have met up again a half-dozen times, and every session has been delightful.

The other was a response from a guy, and everything seemed just right. When I arrived at his home, the door was answered by a woman. Confused, I came in, and she explained that she had placed the ad for her husband, because he was too shy. He and I played while she watched. I was hoping she’d participate, but just having her watch was exciting. I was invited back a week later, and that time, she met me at the door all naked, and we had a delightful three-way session. The three of us played several more times.

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Sharp Urination

There are times when most men are sloppy pissers. Some men are born with extra wide peeholes, others stretch them with various forms of play. If you’re one of these guys, or having one of those times when it is important to aim your pee accurately, then this technique is for you. Simply squeeze the top of your glans (tip of penis) with your thumb and index finger, so the opening is partially restricted. You’ll be surprised how well it sharpens up your aim.

You may think it would be difficult to get the grasp just right, but oddly, it works fairly well even if your grip isn’t quite right. Of course practice helps.

For enjoyment, you might occasionally squeeze so that the opening is very slow, making your piss stream a great, powerful distance, and building up some urethral pressure which is pleasurable up to a point.

Pulsing Pissing Technique

This video demonstrates a simple pulsing pissing technique.

When you’re horny and need to pee, you may enjoy this technique. Squeeze the end of your penis closed, then let the urine out in short bursts. If you hold it closed too long, your urethra will get stretched wider and it will hurt, so that’s not recommended, unless you’re into pain. On the other hand, building up only mild pulsing pressure can be quite pleasurable.

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